Preparing a holiday meal is like, fashion week, the Oscar and the Golden Globes all rolled into one. Ugh. Disaster. Mmagod. I die. The only way to do it, is to do it. Literally. No words.
Stay up the night before having nightmares about the day. If you don’t have a pain in your stomach you’re not concentrating. Remember: this is nothing but stress. Nothing. No one in the history of the world has ever had this much stress.Mmagod. I die. It is on a whole ‘nother level. Literally.
By Rachel Zoe
What You'll Need:
- A large roasting pan
- Kitchen twine OR old shoelaces
- Bulb baster
- Stuffing mix
By Elizabeth Hanes
Feeling blue because you need to shed some weight fast or face attending the office holiday party in that tan polyester jumpsuit AGAIN because you can't fit into the slinky black slip dress you bought several sizes too small as an inducement to lose weight? Well fret no more! Don't let your chubby cheeks be immortalized in this year's Christmas pictures when you still have time to drop 10, 15 or even 50 pounds! With this amazing new weightloss plan, you can be as bony as a cocaine fiend within weeks - and do it without going hungry (or even using cocaine).
The secret to successful dieting lies in two things, says diet psychotherapist Juliet Lundgren: not depriving yourself and proper food combining. It's that simple! "Eat all you want, with foods combined from my three patented food groups, and you'll lose all the weight you want to," Dr. Lundgren says in her new book "The Sector Diet."
By Elizabeth Hanes
If you love crafting but think you don't have the time or money to make Christmas gifts for friends and family, look to the 70s for inspiration--it was a simpler time, crafts were all the rage, and the finished products looked wonderfully cheap and slipshod.
Our featured projects let you revisit the 70s while earning 21st century crafting cred--in no time at all!
Pierced God's Eye
This is a thoughtful gift for your indie teen, especially if he or she has quit speaking to you.
By Julie Ward