January /February 2011
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Bride Dish With Mags and Dags
DEAR MAGS/DAGS: I consider myself to be a virtuous and respectable young woman. Recently, I was asked to be a member of the wedding party, ultimately partaking in bridal activities. Although I was quick to refuse the sex-crazed siren song of the bachelorette party, I thought it appropriate to attend the wedding shower.
Now I was not personally acquainted with this particular bride prior to her bridal shower. She is the intended wife of my cousin Douglas (Please let’s not get started on Douglas! Although he is a sweet boy, Douglas is a bit on the dumb side. He tends to gravitate toward the side of evil, as opposed to my side, the good side.)
Imagine my shock when I walked into that h-e-double la-la hole where the aforementioned sin shower was taking place, only to witness a PREGNANT BRIDE! ...
By Christina Delia
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January/February Goddess Horoscopes
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ATHENA - the Smart One Who Never Got The Guys Until She Got Contacts (March 21-April 19)
You have every intention of following a program of exercise and eating right this year. This year is nothing like last year when you also had every intention of exercising and eating right, because this year you’re serious and last year you were just kidding. In fact the last 20 years of your life, you were just kidding. But really, seriously, this year, you are going to change things. The stars above are all looking at each other and nodding.
By Debra Victoroff
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This Week's Featured Video:
MasterPuss Theatre. A scene from Glengarry Glen Ross starring Editor Sharon Grehan-Howes very talented cats.
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Tuesday
Simon is a clown.
Oh, God.
He's not a birthday-party -balloon -sculptor clown, which is good, I guess, I don't know. He is a bouffon clown which is some sort of European thingy and it is supposed to be terrific.
His clown character "Kristoff" had a hunchback and a limp and the story was about…something. It involved a tarp and a lot of frightened looks and squeaks. The audience loved it so I did too.
The Elm St. Factory Theatre is more Factory than theatre. There were about 40 folding chairs and the stage was marked off with masking tape.
I had no idea of what to wear so I wore my LBD. Whoever said you could wear a little black dress to anything is an idiot. You can't wear it to a clown show. If you do, you look like Jacqueline Kennedy sitting with a bunch of goat herders. MORE
By Sharon Grehan-Howes
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Juice Bags: Why recycle them when they can be worn?
Juice bags are handy pouches that hold flavored beverages such as lemonade, fruit punch and apple juice. Some brands of juice bags are recyclable, with manufacturers offering a small cash reward to participating schools who turn in used juice bags.
While that is a noble project, why not put juice bags to use in a way that will keep them in service forever?
By Karen Nehima
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