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James Van Praagh

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James

Or K, I'm definitely seeing the initial K; Do you know a person with the initial K, who is this please?

Libby

Let me think...

James

Kilroy, Kevin, Kieran, Kathy, Ken, Kenneth, Karen...

Libby

Wait! A Karen used to live next door to me in my old neighbourhood!

James

Karen, that's it. Karen definitely Karen. She is showing me something what is this please?

Libby

Oooooo, I don't know. Why would Karen want to talk to me? The only time we spoke was when I threatened to sue her for cutting down my sycamore. Beautiful tree kept the sun from burning out my retinas, but no, she worshiped the sun and took down that beautiful tree. She had a face that looked like a baseball mitt probably because of all of the UV...

James

I'm getting the sense that she forgives you.

Libby

Forgives me? For what? I didn't cut down her tree, why don't you tell her for me, that I hope the garden of paradise still looks nice after she get's her paws on the pruning shears. Also you can tell her...wait a minute, she's not dead.

James

Yes, that's what she wants to tell you.

Libby

But if she's not dead how can she talk to you?

James

I'm dealing with frequencies of energy, sometimes the thoughts are sent very quickly and get mixed up so translations are very difficult.

Libby

Oh, I gotcha. Like a psychic static cling, believe anyone who's every attended a function with a sock stuck to the back of her dress can identify.

I have to admit I was skeptical but--oh gosh!

You know between you and me and the wall, I always thought I had a bit of a gift too. Wait until I tell you this.

About five years ago I was just about to throw out all my '70's clothes and a very weird, almost spiritual thing came over me. I heard a voice in my head who sounded oddly like Marty Allen and it said "Libby, the minute you throw that stuff out is the minute it will be in fashion again."

Well, I ignored that voice and thousands of dollars later I'm still trying to recreate my old wardrobe!!! Can you believe it? Isn't that spooky? It just shows you! I guess that everyone has the gift inside them, they just need to listen to their inner voice, am I right?

James

Yes, if you buy my book.

Libby

Oh, I just thought that many people might naturally have the gift.

James

No. You need the book.

Libby

But surely there's...

James

No.

Libby

Oh, I see. Well thank you James, honestly this has been remarkable.

Could you possibly get my grandmother back? Maybe page her?

 

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