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Libby

I'd just like you to know that the readers voted you second. For some reason James Gandolfini was unavailable--believe me I'm not gonna push someone like him. But you were a definite second.

Meg

...Thanks.

Libby

Let's get right to it. Poor Meg.

Meg

Pardon?

Libby

Poor Meg, we are all wondering with interest how things will go for you now.

You have had a career made completely out of cute.

I love cute. So cute, the girl next door, cute girl next door. But I have never heard an old woman being considered cute unless she's quarantined in an old folks home and just spit up her red river cereal. Are you worried?

Meg

Uh, no. I'm just who I am.

Libby

Yes, and you are cute. Now you've had some distress recently Meg. You just split up with your husband of nine years, Randy Quaid--you must be heartbroken! You have a son Jack Henry, which is a really cute name in a colonial sort of way...

Meg

Dennis.

Libby

Is it because of tension at home? Would you look in the mirror and see your cuteness fade and blame him for stealing the best years of your life?

Meg

No!

Libby

Or was it your affair with Russell Crowe?

Meg

I don't want to talk about that. I feel personal lives should remain private.

Libby

So you thought you'd do an interview. OK, I'll move on. I saw Hanging Up that starred you Diane Keaton, Lisa Kudrow and Walter Matthau. I'm sure I would have liked it dear if it wasn't so noisy.

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