HAPPY WOMAN MAGAZINE - A PARODY OF WOMEN'S MAGAZINES

What the Stars Do in Their Spare Time!

A Happy Woman Exclusive

Tom Arnold:

I like to stand on my lawn and wave to the bus that takes people on tours of celebrity homes. It makes the people feel good and it makes me feel good to make people feel good so it's good.

Sometimes the bus doesn't come and I'm out there all day, but it's worth it.

Barbara Streisand:

I count my cutlery. It keeps the staff on their toes.

Roseanne:

I like to disguise myself and drive over to watch Tom stand on his lawn like an a**hole. When that gets boring I like to revise my list of people who have crossed me.

Kim Basinger:

I like to buy towns and rescue elephants.

Calista Flockhart:

I love to binge on rice cakes. I'll rent a movie and settle down in front of the tv with one or two rice cakes and eat until my vision blurs.