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LIBBY
INTERVIEWS... JOHN TRAVOLTA Libby: Well look at you as plump as a pudding! John: (Laughs) I enjoy my food! Libby: Looks like you've been enjoying every one else's too! Don't worry, underneath all the little pouches I can still see that Horshack who we all know and love. John: Barbarino. Libby: ...? Bada bing! Now John I just sat through Battlefield Earth. We thought it was Galaxy Quest and waited for almost an hour for Tim Allen to appear. John, John, John. John: Battlefield Earth didn't do as well as I thought it would, but it's the nature of this business. You have some successful projects and some not so successful. I've got some projects coming up now that.... Libby: It was a stinker. Now, John you know me. I would never ever dream of poking my nose in where it didn't belong. I'm a "live and let live" gal, but I got to ask you something---have you ever thought of changing religions? John: Whoa, I'm sorry Libby but I think religion is a very personal thing and I don't think it has anything to do with my work.. Libby: So you're saying you would have picked Battlefield Earth as a property even if it hadn't been written by L.Ron Hubbard? John: I might have... Libby: Believe me, I agree with you that religion is a very personal thing. I personally think Scientology does wonders for people. My nephew Frank for example is approaching Operating Thetan status--or so the reports say, but it was a miracle to us because after he drank all that gas we had no hope for him. The reason I'm bringing up religion--somebody's got to say something when you start to plant rosebuds like Battlefield Earth... ©2000-2001 www.happywomanmagazine.com Please Note: This is a parody of a magazine, so don't come crying to us if someone accidentally took out your liver or you starved to death on our diet. The interviews are not real and the interviewers are not real. Complete list of articles past and present.
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