My mother in law constantly criticizes
my house keeping, and my husband will not take my part. She makes
me feel like a babbo. The other day, she came over for dinner,
but before she sat down to eat, she ran a vacuum around the house,
and did a load of laundry, ironed the sheets, made the bed, then
cleaned the water tank in the upstairs toilet, and swept out the
leaves and dust from the garage. All the while she was rolling her
eyes and reminding my husband that he deserved the best. He has
no intention of speaking to her about his, it's his mother, I understand.
Other than that with my husband I have no beef.
Sign me stunada, from Pyramus
The way I see it, you got two choices,
.You can submit, she is the capo di tutti capo, and no one
should get between a person and his mother, that's how it is, wait
your turn, one day she'll die. Or you can take to the mattress and
have her whacked, of course, the only way this can be done is in
secret and by your own children. Which keeps everything right.
God bless, Donna.
I have a busy life, getting my kids
everywhere to this and that lesson and practice, you know how it
goes, and with everything that goes on, sometimes I get a little
behind schedule. Well, I pay good money to this gavone of
a violin teacher who made a face at me the other day when I brought
my Rosemary to group practice a little bit late, so what if they'd
started? How can I make him pay?
The next time the palooka gives you
attitude, grab his violin and threaten to smash it unless he gets
on his knees and thanks you for your patronage. Then smash it anyway.
This will only work if he believes you are going to do worse should
he rat you out.
God bless, Donna.
My next door neighbor is always bragging
about her recipe for peach cobbler. Which I can swear to you tastes
like cardboard slathered with cheap jelly. So the other day, I was
finally sick and tired of pretending she was Betty frigging Crocker
, so I took a piece and left it on the ground for the dog, who wouldn't
touch it. So now she won't speak to me. What do I do? Can I help
it if the dog speaks truth?
Too honest in LaVinia
Count yourself lucky. A true friend
understands true friends. If she can't take this little helpful
criticism how will she handle it when things go south? Like when
she takes said pie to the pot luck and she has to take the pie back
with just a slice or two gone, or worse people take it but leave
it on their plates,after one bite only. You should try this with
all of your friends, and see which remain in your camp. . That will
tell you something, you need to know who is stand up and who isn't
going to have your back at the bake sale.
God bless, Donna
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Monk is a full time faculty member of Penn State University, where
she teaches creative writing, both fiction and non fiction. She
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