HW Dispatch
News for Happy Women
-Soy Drinks a "Terrorist Plot"
-Supermodel Resumes Eating
-Company Creates "Extreme" Jobs
-Instant Messaging Causes Cancer
- Ashton Kutcher Dating Self
- Flockhart's Son Outweighs Her
- Publisher Scraps Plans for Madonna's Children's Books
- Pamela Anderson Discusses Near-Death Experience
- Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Not in the News Today
HW Dispatch #6
-Saddam Found Alive in Roswell,
- New Mexico Woman has Half a Notion not to Tip Hairdresser
- Pepper Spray an Effective Deterrent for SARS Virus
- Supermodel Files Federal Suit Against Gravity
-Martha Stewart to Redecorate Wall Street in Plea Agreement
-Woman Wins Case with "Distractive Eyebrow" Defense
-Michigan Cedes Upper Peninsula to Wisconsin
-Montana Woman Concedes Defeat
-Children's Game Goes Wrong, Proves Adage
-Cosmetics Now to be Tested on PETA Members
-Mother who Forgot to Call Olly-Olly-Oxen-Free Jailed for Child Abuse
-Drug Czar Announces Tupperware Added to Controlled Substance List
-Woman Fails to Sell Newspaper Collection at Auction, Sues eBay
-Model rejects Darwinian Theory
-Indiana Woman claims Regis Philbin is stealing her material.
-Widow comes clean after 40 years of lying
-Seniors sick of "lame-ass" entertainment vow not to clap.
-Anthrax Scare at Fashion Show
-Midland Area Woman Walks for Peace
-Clown College Grad Accused of Plagiarism
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