Supermodel Stock Picks

By Elizabeth Hanes

Does recent volatility in the stock market have you worried about your own portfolio? Your best bet is to sell off all the stocks you currently own and replace them with the cloned portfolio of a rich person - like a supermodel! Obviously these gals know what they're doing when they invest or else they wouldn't be rich in the first place. We interviewed several top supermodels to find out where they invest their money. Their answers may surprise you.

Evangeline Fulbright: I like to invest in companies whose names start with the letter "M" because that's the first letter in the word "money," and I like money. I like it a lot.

Kincie LaGogo: I invest in companies like Greenpeace and UNICEF because they do really good things for the environment, and that's very important to me.

LaDonna Carrera: Porsche. I totally put all my money into Porsche because I own several of them. And also, they have a model called "Carrera," which is my name. I think they named it after me, actually. Probably because I invest so much.

Chamberlain Mountbatten: The first thing I had to invest in was my body, which I've had insured for $8 billion through Lloyd's. I also invested in the XFL because they have a really cool logo and they promote such a positive image of women.

Maria de la Fey: I invested in Dot Com. I'm not sure what they do, but you hear their name everywhere, so I figured it was a safe bet.

Lucia Anselmo: I think all women, and especially men, should invest in accessories. A kicky little purse or oversized scarf can really make the whole outfit.

Niagara Vecchia: I buy U.S. Savings Bond to aid in the war effort.

Colleen McClellan: Ostriches. I think ostriches are an excellent investment right now. I have an ostrich ranch with about 500 head. Their meat is very healthy, and you can make boots out of their skin. Also, you can ride them.

Olympia deVries: I invest in the New York Stock Exchange because it seems like that's where most important people put their money.

Intaglia Fendi: My accountant says I'm worth a lot of money on paper, and he shows me papers all the time. I don't know where the actual money is, though. I just use my credit card.

Daisy Davis: I invested in a supermodel-owned business called the Fashion Café. I'm sure it's going to take off any day now!

So there you have it. Don't think these gals are stupid just because they're beautiful. When it comes to stocks, they really know their stuff.