The
Alphabet Diet
As simple as A-B-C!
Our new and exclusive diet based on the sound science of Alphadietics is guaranteed to work!
Our scientists have recently discovered that all foods from A-Z with the exception of M when combined with a counteractant (CA) letter produce a chemical reaction in the body called Keltazar.
A Keltazarian reaction heats fat cells to a piltenwhich turns your body into a fat burning furnace.
The sometimes unexpected pairing of vowels and consonants disrupts your regular food intake while cleansing your digestive system. It helps restore the biochemical and mineral balance in tissues and cells, assimilating vital trace elements, enzymes and minerals into the blood stream without straining your digestive system.
The result: A svelte, healthy wrinkle-free body!
Below is the chart with the letters and their antidote letters:
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Letter A B C D E F G
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CA N O P Q R S T
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Letter H I J K L A
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CA U V W X Y Z
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Please note that there is no effective counterpart for "M" foods so caution is advised.
Sample Day
Breakfast
Eggs with a Rasher of bacon
Lunch
Grilled Cheese with Tomato Soup
Dinner
Roast Beef with Eggplant
To succeed on this diet:
You must make yourself reasonably familiar with the alphabet
It is recommended that you walk 4-6 miles a day.
Keep all portions below 4 oz.
Drink 12-16 glasses of water every day.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: My husband is a scientist. Why hasn't he heard of this breakthrough diet?
A: Science is a very personal thing.
Q: You recommend that we walk 4-6 miles a day and restrict our portions to 4 oz or under. Is this the reason that we are losing the weight rather the the formula?
A: No.
Q: Gee, it sounds like mumbo-jumbo to me. A diet based on the alphabet-- are you sure this isn't a fad diet?
A: The alphabet has been around for thousands of years, we have no reason to believe it's going to run out of steam now.
Thanks to the Hollywood diet, the 48 Hour diet and the The Tropical 2 Day Miracle Diet for the scientific formula.
