QUIZ: Are You Too Fat?
By Elizabeth Hanes 
We
all know the fashion
consequences of being
overweight - cleavage
and buns, to name
just two. But sometimes
our friends and family
members undermine
our weightloss attempts
by saying things like,
"You look too thin."
How do you know if
they're genuinely
concerned for your
health or just miserably
jealous trollops who'd
do anything to see
you fail? Simple,
take our little quiz!
1. Can you comfortably fit both feet into one shoe?
2. Does eating more than a single lettuce leaf make you feel so full you want to vomit?
3. Do your clothes come in sizes measured with negative numbers?
4. Is your collarbone so pointy you could decorate it with clip earrings?
5. Have you ever described a plain rice cake as "The most flavorful snack I've ever eaten!"?
6. Has a tattoo artist ever refused to tattoo your initials on your fanny due to a lack of room?
7. Is the smooth line of your skintight catsuit disrupted by the bumps of your ribcage?
8. Do you consider a glass of water "dinner"?
9. Do you have a hard time keeping your pantyhose from falling down?
10. Can you wear rings as bracelets?
If you answered "no" to any of these questions, keep dieting! You'll thank yourself for it later.
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