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NOVEMBER 14, 2003
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Somethin's
in the Air, but It Ain't Love
THIS ISSUE:
Ten
Ways to Fight Joy in Your Life
The holiday season is upon us, and we find ourselves surrounded, except in malls and parking garages, by smiling, gracious people imbued with its joyous spirit. "A kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time," says Scrooge's nephew, Fred. "The only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely."
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By Elaine Langlois
The Underwire Chronicles
NOVEMBER 11th: Remembrance Day. Really don't get why this isn't an official holiday. I mean, totally understand that Canada wants to trumpet that it's this great, safe, peace-loving nation and so forth but surely the reason we are a great, safe, peace-loving nation is because we had soldiers (once upon a time) who fought in wars, no? That's what I think.>>>
By Marni Rebecca Malarkey
A Happy Woman's Guide to Dealing with Unfortunates
By Marni Rebecca Malarkey
As the holidays near, it behooves
a Happy Woman to think of those less fortunate. Yesterday,
approaching the front door of my apartment building with an
armload of liquor and carbs, I noticed a dishevelled, dirty
and passed-out-drunk homeless man stretched across the steps
leading indoors. I stared down at him as I stepped over his
unconscious body (carefully, so as not to harm him) and I
wondered, "what can I do about this?" >>>
By Marni Rebecca Malarkey
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