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Jenna's Diary
July
26
He
say's "It's not you, it's me." Well of course it you, you freak!
I
got his number of Aimee, I told her I wanted to plan a surprise birthday party
for her.
She
is really, really, dumb.
I
knew exactly what I was going to say, it was along the lines of " you're
not attracted to me? I wouldn't talk to you if we were in a space capsule"
or stuff along those lines, but he threw me when he didn't remember who I
was!!! Like I mean, when is the last time this geek even saw a live girl.
To
top it off, when he did remember me, his voice turned all cold and he pulled
that it's not you it's me crap. Before I could even respond, he said he had
another call and hung up on me!!!
Yeah
like anybody in their right mind would call him.
I
am so furious.
July
27
I
got a message today from some guy regarding my Aunt Josie. I asked my mom
if she knew anything about it, but I might as well have asked the cat, because
she was involved in one of her stupid Precious Moments projects and was colouring
in the kitchen.
I
figure old Josie's trying to guilt me into going to the cottage with her.
That's how she works, the manipulative old bag, she gets someone else to call
and before you know it you're playing canasta in her creepy cottage that smells
like feet.
The
last time I went I had the worse vacation of my life. She liked to pick at
me as if I were a juicy scab. What are you going to do career wise, how
are things going boyfriend wise. How many times can you answer I don't
know and nothing.I finally ended up making things up until she
started to quiz me about those things and I ran out of ideas and burst into
tears.
She
smoked like a chimney and made me play endless games of eye spy (which she
cheated at) I'm pretty sure she was drunk all the time but I can't say for
sure because I was.
There
comes a time in your life when it just down to people. As a person I don't
even like her let alone love her, so why should I be phony.
I
think I'm going to get hair extensions.
July
28
Mr.
Van Heusan is acting really weird. Every time the phone rings he starts and
says "if it's for me I'm not here". Who's gonna call him? The phone's
always for me, and worse he sits there and listens as I talk to my friends
which is just plain rude. Thank God he hasn't pulled anymore of that typing
nonsense though.
I'm
gonna have to talk with him if he doesn't smarten and fly straight.
I'm
leaving at three to get my hair extensions, I'm so excited!
July
29
I'm
having a really good looking day. The extensions worked out perfectly. I don't
look like Richard Lewis anymore!
I
accidentally strolled down Michael's street so he could completely eat his
heart out.
I got the address from Aimee when I told her it was another meeting for her
birthday. She is completely nuts. She clapped her hands like a seal, squealed
and did this little quadrille.
Like I would throw her a party, I've only known her like five minutes and
my mother's only known her a couple of weeks. I figure when my mother goes
(mental note: Find out when!!!!) I'll never have to see her again and she'll
probably forget.
His
lights weren't on so I kept casually strolling by until I got a blister.
He's
such a moron.
July
30
This
is so weird. My mother borrowed ten dollars from me. That didn't bother me
but there was something so sneaky and evasive about her.
I know she is ok financially because my dad left her really well off.
I can't describe it--it was just strange.
I thought I would take the opportunity to gracefully ask her when she was
going, so I gave her the ten and said, "guess you need to pick up some
stuff for the trip back huh" then I chuckled in that good natured way
I have.
She didn't respond she just snatched the ten put it in her wallet and hummed
this stupid song under her breath so I chuckled louder and she start to hum
louder and it went on until I couldn't stand it anymore.
She
is so different, she used to nag and complain and completely make my life
miserable, and now it's like I don't even exist. She didn't even notice my
hair extensions. I came home with my hair 8 inches longer and she doesn't
notice. This from a woman who used to vacuum her way out of the living room.
That
guy called again about my Aunt, he left a number, but no way. I'm finished
let someone else humor the old bag. She can go to hell as far as I'm concerned.
Is it bad form to get a restraining order against an 86 year old?
July
31
Even though the lights aren't on again I know he's in there because I called
from a phone booth and when he answered I hung up.
He's probably sitting in front of the computer eating Cheetos in a stained
T-shirt and chatting to other geeks about technical bloopers in Star Trek.
He is such a loser.
My
head is really, itchy.
August
1ST
I
OWN A COTTAGE!!!!!! I AM A PROPERTY OWNER!!!!! I got so sick of those calls
about my Aunt that I finally called. It turns out she passed away and left
me her cottage.
I'm really going to miss her we were so close. It's like we had this bond.
It's going to take some time to get over this.
I
CAN'T BELIEVE I OWN A COTTAGE!!!! Oh, man this is the best thing that ever
happened to me.
Damn,
I forgot to ask what she died of and when I can pick up the keys.
I need Adirondack chairs.
continued next week
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