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Jenna
appears every Friday.
August
15
Nobody
understands me.
Because
I'm a very big person I thought it only fair to call a meeting
at work and tell my mother and Mr. Van Heusan that because
of my heart shattering breakup with Simon I would not be
able to function at my usual level. I told them that while
my gift was a blessing it was also a curse. I told them
while I would be in the office physically they could not
count on me emotionally.
My
mother burst out laughing! I could not believe it! I locked
myself in the washroom and cried my eyes out until Mr. Van
Heusan coaxed me out.
He
at least has some understanding of an artist's soul. He
told me to take a day or two off to rest and to come back
when I was feeling better.
As
I gathered my things I could hear my mother bawling him
out for indulging me. I don't know how I sprang from her
loins.
August
17
I
am almost too weak to write.
I
probably look very wan. I've spent the last two days in
bed mourning. I'm pretty sure I have a haunted look.
Whenever
I think of Simon I just want to scream. How could he do
this to me? I was selfless and he betrayed me, first of
all with Sheila and then with David. I want him to suffer
terribly.
I
am so alone. Deserted and alone. I've had nothing to eat
for the past three days except crackers. Well I ordered
a pizza on Tuesday and had some KFC last night but other
than that I've had nothing. It would serve him right if
I starved to death.
I
could just see him getting the phone call. He'd probably
drop the receiver and go into a state of shock. David would
try to comfort him but Simon would snap at him "don't
touch me!" He'd rush over but it would be too late.
The police would hold him at the door saying "there's
nothing to see here" and he would try to fight past
them but he would not succeed.
He'd
go to my funeral and sit stunned. All my friends would say
"boy he really loved her." and just before they
lay me in the ground he'd try to throw himself on the coffin.
But I wouldn't care because I'd be dead.
That
would really teach him.
August
20
What
a day! Sheila came over!!!!! She just found out about Simon
and David! She was completely devastated. She didn't know
what to do and decided to look up my address in the phone
book.
Wow,
is she ever a mess! I kind of feel sorry for her. While
my suffering makes me look fragile her suffering makes her
look common and bloated. I'm lucky I've always been a good
crier, she is one of those people who blows snot bubbles
and blubbers a lot. She should really look into getting
some waterproof mascara.
The
poor thing is so deluded. She thought that Simon cared for
her and that they were going to a have a life together.
It didn't seem to be the time to mention that out of the
two of us I'm the victim because he really loved me because
she was really making a mess.
We
broke open a bottle of wine and started to think of revenge
strategies. It was great!
If
Simon thinks he is getting away with this he is sadly mistaken.
August
21
I
feel really energized! There is nothing like a good solid
plan to make you feel you are in control of your life.
1)
Become a best selling author
2)
Win back Simon with my fame
3)
Dump him
I
think I'll go along with a few of Sheila's revenge plots
too, just to help time pass until my book is published.
August
22
I
finally finished my letter
to Pandora's Box. I hope they get back to me soon
because I'm anxious to become a best seller. Of course it
all depends on the money.
I
feel I owe it to them to make them my first choice. I'll
give them a week and then I'll move onto another house.
Sheila
is coming over later on so that we can draft a letter about
Simon's behaviour and send it to all his clown colleagues.
We think it is only fair that they know who they are dealing
with.
I
can't believe how vengeful she is! She even wanted to put
sugar in his gas tank! I was glad I was able to talk her
out of that one. First of all, it's a pretty big thing to
do, secondly, we might get caught and thirdly, he doesn't
have a car.
He'll
rue the day he messed with me.
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