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Dec 7

My mom is so mad at me. She asked me what my plans are for Christmas day. She wanted to know if I was spending it with her, or with those "other people" as she refers to my father's family.

I realized the other day that Jeff and I can't possibly go to her house for Christmas. If we did (I can't believe my father hasn't invited me yet!) then Jeff just might mention that I'm a gynecologist.

If I had a mother I could trust then everything would be OK. but I can't. she's a flake. A lot of other mothers in the world would be proud that their daughter was pretending to be a doctor but not my mother. I can just imagine her flopping around the floor like fresh caught fish laughing at the very thought.

Even though my father's family doesn't pay that much attention to me I'm sure they've at least picked up on the fact I haven't gone to medical school.

I could tell Jeff I guess, but I really want to wait until he falls hopelessly in love with me. I can't take the chance of telling him and then spending Christmas alone. I did that last year and it was horrible.

I finally had to tell her that Jeff and I decided we were spending the day alone. She just said "Well!" and gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the day. She kept sighing and shaking her head everytime she looked at me. The next two weeks are really going to be rough.

Now I better tell Jeff what we decided.

Dec 9

Jeff and I went Christmas shopping together! It was such a couple thing to do. I helped him pick out gifts for his nephew and his sister. Wow is he extravagant. There is no way I'd spend that amount of money on someone who was only related to me. Diamond earrings for a sister? I tried to steer him towards the potholders and humorous aprons but no, he wanted her to have diamond earrings. (Woooo! If that's what she's getting, I wonder what I'm getting? I know that you can't expect a really nice gift so early in the relationship...but still!)

I didn't end up getting any of my shopping done. I still have some gifts that I got from last year that I can recycle and since I won't be seeing them on the actual day there's no big rush I could probably wait until everything goes on sale.

I don't know what to get Jeff. I want it to be something that every time he looks at it he thinks of me. The obvious thing would be a picture of me in a nice silver frame but that would be a little too much. That might be a Valentine's day thing.

We went out for dinner afterwards and it was so romantic. We are so comfortable together! During dinner Jeff looked up and I automatically passed him the salt. He took it without thinking and sprinkled his food. Oh, man! some people don't get to that stage until they've been married 25 years!

I love him.

We didn't get a chance to straighten out the Xmas arrangements because he still had some work to do at the office.

I did have a litttle flurry of anxiety--what if he doesn't want to spend Christmas with me? But that's impossible. We've got the salt thing going on. Still, I wish I'd met him in August then I wouldn't have the weird new relationship holiday stress.

Dec 11

Simon called just to see how I was doing, what my plans were for Christmas and blah,blah, blah. He went into this big depressing thing about how it looked like he would spend Christmas alone.

Oh, grow up.

I'm going to spend this evening putting up Christmas decorations. Jeff has to work late again poor thing so I'll just amuse myself here. It is so much more fun putting up decorations when you have someone to share them with.

I even picked up a Martha Stewart cookbook and the latest issue of her magazine. She has this really beautiful Sugared Fruit Wreath Tree and it looks so easy! Jeff, like me, is a person of taste and refinement. I'm sure he would appreciate a handcrafted tree--it's probably a good idea he's not going to my mother's place. Her house always looks like the elves have a score to settle with her. Stupid aluminum tree, five zillion xmas lights, acres of tinsel. Yech. You can't walk five feet without setting off some motion sensor . The wreathes are talking to you, the the gifts are singing and Santa does the twist everytime you walk past the hall closet. It's weird and very tacky.

Yes it's probably for the best. Aside from her blowing my cover, if we went to her house and he saw how she massacres Christmas he might start to doubt my breeding. (God Forbid he meets my grandmother.)

I'm looking forward to my Christmas projects! I've got a big bottle of wine, I'll put on some music, make my own tree and maybe audition a few dishes for Christmas day because I want everything to be perfect.

This is going to be fun!

Dec 12

Martha Stewart is an idiot.

I didn't notice that the "Sugared" Fruit Wreath Tree had "Sugared" in quotation marks. I was all set to go when I noticed you had to purchase the stupid things. (Thirty eight bucks! )

I found a recipe for sugaring fruit in her cookbook and decided to do it myself. Now I've got a blister the size of Mars on my forearm and my kitchen floor is destroyed.

I'm thinking of suing her. If that had syrup spilled on my head I would be completely dead now.

Maybe I shouldn't have had the bottle of wine first but there was nothing in the recipe that warned you had to be sober when handling boiled sugar.

Owwww.

Dec 13

I finally invited Jeff to Christmas dinner. I can't believe how nervous I was. I couldn't even look him in the eye and very akwardly said something like "you know this Christmas thing, you know with eating and stuff..."

He broke in to say he was spending it with his parents.

Oh God. I don't know why it didn't occur to me that he would want to spend Christmas with his own family. I waited for an invitation but it didn't come.

I thought I was going to cry. Jeff saw I was upset and said he could see me for a bit on Christmas Eve and then he could come over for a while on Christmas evening.

Why wouldn't he invite me to his parent's place? Is he ashamed of me? But how could he be? Not many men are taking home an attractive, successful gynecologist to meet the folks.

Not that I'd want to go and I will be seeing him but still--why didn't he ask?

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