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Dear
Jenna,
We
have perused your manuscript and affirm we are more than glad you
have sent this to a number of other firms. We believe this will
give it the chance it deserves to be widely discussed around the
water-coolers of our great publishing houses.
We noted the John Grisham meets Stephen King meets William Faulkner
cum Margaret Atwood aspects of your work. In fact, one of our more
astute readers was able to identify which works by those authors
you had filched the lines from.
We
aim to publish bestsellers, Jenna, but unfortunately this is something
the public decides.
Finally,
thank you for making it difficult to locate you. This is the reason
you have not heard from us for the last two years. It was only when
one of our debt collectors recognised your phone number that we
were able to discover your address.
Yours
faithfully,
I M Anonimus.
New
to Jenna's Diary?
You
are probably thinking"Say, I'll never catch up, so there's
no point starting now."
Well
that's not true, Jenna can't follow a thought for more than a second
so you won't be missing a thing. (And quite frankly that attitude
is the reason you are not a neurosurgeon.)
Click
here for a past diary excerpts.
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