Dear Jenna:

Thank you for your letter dated August 22, 2001. It brought much laughter to my entire floor. A collection is being taken up to have it framed.

I will do my best to answer your questions. First novel contract prices fluctuate greatly, especially in Canada. Generally publishers pay an advance upon signing, followed by one or two more payments upon full delivery. Royalties are paid quarterly, but you should be aware that in Canada, a cheque written for an amount less than two dollars is not considered legally binding.

In order to get the best price for your work, as appears to be your goal, I suggest that you engage a literary agent to act as your intermediary. A good agent knows the ropes of the publishing world like sending a self-addressed stamped envelope with your MS, as is the accepted method. If solvency is your main concern I suggest nail polish remover or, perhaps, methylated spirits.

I was intrigued, however, by the brief treatment you sent in of the story of Simon, David, Sheila and yourself. It shows promise of becoming a viable work. (Nice hook, by the way - I didn't see it coming!) I encourage you to send a full synopsis and sample to our Adult Fiction department, with an SASE. A personal expose of self-discovery and an exploration of sexual stereotypes in the new millennium would be an interesting project indeed.

Regards,
Cassandra Chowdhury
Rejections Dept, PBP

"When All You Have Left Is Hope"

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