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Dear
JENNA,
Congratulations
on becoming an AUTHOR! There is nothing more satisfying than
seeing your creative work IN PRINT!!
Your
heart and soul have gone into crafting your wonderful NOVEL.
It is the product of your talents, time, and tears. It DESERVES
to be read.
It is
only right that your NOVEL be exposed to as large an audience
as possible. Our team of professionals at Y.O.U. Press can help
you get the word out to MILLIONS across the United States
AND BEYOND!
JENNA,
we want to publish JAYDE STRODE PURPOSEFULLY. We want to
publish it IMMEDIATELY.
JENNA,
our focus is quality. We are not like BIG BUSINESS PUBLISHERS
that churn out GARBAGE for the mass market. Profits cannot
be our primary consideration. That's why we need your help to
INVEST in your NOVEL. The charts below show how.
It's
really quite simple. You CHOOSE between our many cover and
jacket options. Send us the completed manuscript, a brief bio*,
a recent photo, and the appropriate set-up fee. We commit to an
IMMEDIATE printing of 1000 COPIES OF YOUR NOVEL for distribution*
to bookstores around the country!
As part
of our FIRST-TIME AUTHOR BONUS, 100% OF PROFITS from sales*
are YOURS!!
JENNA,
COMPARE THIS OFFER to any other! We are confident you'll decide
YOUR BEST BET IS Y.O.U. Press!
Sincerely,
Jay
Davies Chief
Executive Editor
Y.O.U. Press
New
to Jenna's Diary?
You
are probably thinking"Say, I'll never catch up, so there's
no point starting now."
Well
that's not true, Jenna can't follow a thought for more than a second
so you won't be missing a thing. (And quite frankly that attitude
is the reason you are not a neurosurgeon.)
Click
here for a past diary excerpts.
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