The Women Behind Happy Woman

Debra Victoroff

Q: Where do you currently reside?

A: New York City

Q: Where were you born?

A: Cleveland

Q:Favourite Book(s)

A: Charles Dickens' "Tale of Two Cities"

Q:Favourite Films(s)

A: "The Graduate", "Dr. Zhivago", "Once"

Q:Favourite Food(s)

A: The walnut crusted skate at "Balthazar" in New York City

Q:Favourite Hobbies/Past times

A: Writing horoscope parodies for "Happy Woman Magazine".

Q:What is your motto?

A: Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.

Q:Which living person do you most admire?

A: Christiane Amanpour

Q:What is your idea of the perfect day?

A: Waking up and being 10 pounds thinner with long legs.

Q:Your greatest fear?

A: Bedbugs

Q:What is your greatest extravagance?

A: Getting my eyelashes dyed.

Q:Favourite cities to visit

A: Paris, Istanbul, Montauk.

Q:Favourite vacation spot?

A: Any place with soft sands and warm water (the North Fork of Long Island)

Q:Do you have any pets?

A: Um, I have a boyfriend. Does that count?

Q:What song would best describe your present state of mind?

A: Panicked.

Q: What is your favorite word?

A: "Moron"

Q: What is your least favorite word?

A: "Post-modern"

Q: What turns you on?

A: Men who love women.

Q: What turns you off?

A: Performance Art.

Q: What sound or noise do you love?

A: The sound of waves.

Q: What sound or noise do you hate?

A: An over-educated parent disciplining their child.

Q: What is your favorite curse word?

A: Shite.

Q: What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

A: Comedy writing for an actual salary.

Q: What profession would you not like to do?

A: Professional mover.

Q: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"You've lost weight. And I think your legs have gotten longer."