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The Women behind Happy Woman

Irene Duma

Q: Where do you currently reside?

A: One of the 4 corners of the world. Newfoundland http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_Earth_Society

Q: Where were you born?

A: The centre of the universe. AKA. Toronto http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Name_of_Toronto

As you can see, I am drawn to extremities.

Q:Favourite Book(s)

A: Slaugherhouse 5

Q: Favourite Films(s)

A: King of Hearts, Babette’s Feast, Blue Velvet, Man Bites Dog, Children of Paradise, Delicatessen,

Q:Favourite Food(s)

A: What. I have to choose? I love all my small fry.

Q:Favourite Hobbies/Past times

A: Thinking..hmm. Yeah, that’s it.

Q:What is your motto?

A: “Onwards”

Q:Which living person do you most admire?

A: All the femmes who dare to speak up against gender based oppression – even when faced with death. Like this one.

http://www.zimbio.com/War+on+Terrorism/articles/J5wV7TASaxf/Female+Saudi+Poet+Blasts+Clerics+Subversive

Q:Your greatest fear?

A: Disapproval and death.

Q:What is your idea of the perfect day?

A: Snowday. All the day’s events get cancelled, and you have free time to do whatever you want.

Q:What is your greatest extravagance?

A: Fine wine. Or something close.

Q:Favourite cities to visit

A: All the ones I’ve never been to.

Q:Favourite vacation spot?

A: The sandy beaches along Georgian Bay.

Q:Do you have any pets?

A: 2 cats. Madame Lulu and Monsieur leBoeuf (aka Miou Miou.)

Q:What song would best describe your present state of mind?

A: “What’s Going On. “And if anyone has a clue, will you please let me know?

Q:What is your least favorite word?

A: Circuitous. See above.

Q:What is your favorite word?

A:Serendipitous

Q:What turns you on?

A:Laughter

Q:What turns you off?

A: Arrogance

Q:What sound or noise do you love?

A: Cicadas, crickets, howling wind (but only if I am indoors)

Q:What sound or noise do you hate?

A: The alarm

Q:What is your favorite curse word?

A: Jesus in the garden pickin’ roses. (and the other ones here with $%@! In them. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=64829659610)

Q:What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

A: Surgeon. I have a steady hand and a mean crosstitch.

Q:What profession would you not like to do?

A: Surgeon. Oh gawd, I’d be bawling my eyes out.

Q:If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

A: Dinner’s on.