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The Women behind Happy Woman

Kate Heidel

 

Q: Where do you currently reside?

A:  Minnesota

 

Q: Where were you born?

A: New Jersey

Q:Favourite Book(s)

A: One of them is the short novel Pale Horse, Pale Rider by Katherine Anne Porter.

Q:Favourite Films(s)

A: Father of the Bride, Hannah and Her Sisters, Rosemary's Baby (I'm a very sick person).

Q:Favourite Food(s)

A: Anything Indian.

Q:Favourite Hobbies/Past times

A: Singing and, natch, writing.

Q:What is your motto?

A: "Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death." Auntie Mame (Rosalind Russell)

 

Q:Which living person do you most admire?

A: George Clooney.

 

Q:What is your idea of the perfect day?

A: Winning the lottery and heading off to Italy, only to run into George Clooney, the most admirable person alive.

 

Q:Your greatest fear?

A: That a questionnaire will attempt to reveal my greatest extravagance. 

Q:What is your greatest extravagance? 

A: Oh my God.

 Q:Favourite cities to visit 
A: The ones I've never been to
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 Q:Favourite vacation spot?
 A: The Jersey shore. That's why I moved 1200 miles away from it.

 Q:Do you have any pets?
 A: I house-sat two cats once, does that count?

 Q:What song would best describe your present state of mind?
 A: "We Gotta Get Outta This Place." (I'm at work.)

Q:What is your favorite word?

A: GeorgeClooney.

Q:What is your least favorite word?

A: fart.

Q:What turns you on?

A: Guess.

Q:What turns you off?

A: Mullets.

Q:What sound or noise do you love?

A: Hello, Kate? This is George Clooney calling.

Q:What sound or noise do you hate?

A: Subwoofers.

Q:What is your favorite curse word?

A: The f-bomb; it goes with everything, like black.

Q:What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

A: Genetic researcher, to discover what made Sarah Palin so that it never happens again.

Q:What profession would you not like to do?

A: Furniture mover.

Q:If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
A: You can start smoking again.