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Libby

And I read that you are the youngest of 14 children?

Celine

Yes.

Libby

You Canadians are just like the Irish! But I guess it's different in Canada, you have to do something to make time pass.

Your first single was a hit and you caught the eye of your current husband.

Celine

Yes, that's true.

Libby

You were 12 and he was 26 years older.

Celine

Yes.

Libby

Uh huh. Probably things are different way down in Canada but here--well we have laws and all-- anyway you became a big star in your hometown of Quebec. Which no offense, isn't that big a deal. It's kind of like being a big star in Twinkle Toes Iowa, but then Humbert Humbert was able to make you a big star in the US! That took some work!

Celine

I did the title soundtrack for Beauty and The Beast and it was very well received.

Libby

I've got to ask you something Celine.

Celine

Yes?

Libby

What's with all the yelling? I mean in my day we had the greats, Judy, Billie, Doris, Edie and they could sing a song that would curl your toes. But girls these days. Jeez! You start off soft and reel everyone in, then a few seconds later your hollering your fool heads off.

I guess there's more of an excuse for you to do it considering where you're from. I'm sure you need that kind of vocal range to shout for a neighbour in an emergency but you got your Whitney and what's her name and then there's that other one.

That duet you did with Barbra and don't get me wrong I love Barbra but it shattered three panes in my china cabinet!

Celine

Everyone has their own unique style I guess.

Libby

You've got a brand new....what do they call them down in Canada? Papoose?

Celine

Baby.

Libby

That's what we call them!

Celine

Yes, his name Rene-Charles.

Libby

Bobby's a good name for a child. You never hear of a Bobby in a shoot-out.

Anyhoo, I hear that you have a home in Palm Springs. What do you miss most about Canada? The igloos, the snowshoes, the Mounties? What?

Celine

My family.

Libby

Oh that is just so darn sweet. Tell you what, I'm planning a visit to Toronto-- I think I pronounced that correctly--in July. I'm really excited I just bought a beautiful parka--red, I don't want any of the natives shooting at me! And if you give me a message I'll pass it along to them, how's that?

Celine

Uh... that would be fine.

Libby

Well, you are a lovely young woman and it was a pleasure to interview you. Voulez vous couchez avec mois!


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