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Of course not.


But I bet you dollars to donuts when you are doing a scene that involves smoothing away those forehead creases it won't be a competitors' product.


They don't have any say in the creative process.


Oh, sure except to approve the pilot and guarantee advertising if it fulfills the mandate.

Well I think it's wonderful. It's time they cleaned up TV. Hopefully as they go along they'll be able to weed out unsavoury types on television, you know the one's I mean...the shows that lessen the moral fiber of the country.


I really don't think that...


It was a shame "Young Americans" the first series backed by the Family Fund was knocked so mercilessly. Variety said "We interrupt our sponsors for a word from this program."

They obviously don't remember watching quality TV in the 50's when in between song and dance numbers the actors hawked appliances and cigarettes.

Those were the good days of TV. Couples slept in separate beds, no one got divorced, women wore pearls to get the morning paper.

Wonderful days.

There were no "issues", no problems that couldn't be solved with a good talk and a glass of milk.

I wish you all the luck in the world and I want you to know I will be your number one supporter.


Somehow that doesn't make me feel all that great. I'm just an actor playing a role to the best of my ability. You make me feel like I'm some sort of puppet.


Oh, hon please, I don't know why you would feel that way. I know when it comes right down to it you don't have a say in what goes on.

No one knows better than me how hard it is to get an acting job. I was this close to being Tuesday Weld's stand in until the higher-ups nixed it by saying they wanted someone who at the very least resembled her. So I know hon, I know.

I'm just very excited about the new direction television is taking. It looks like I'll finally be able to wear my pearls to the market again and get twin beds.

Very exciting.


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