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Rosie

I honestly don't know.

Libby

Have you ever eaten an entire pig?

Rosie

No.

Libby

Oh, sorry you must be Jewish then.

Rosie

No, I just would not eat an entire pig.

Libby

Of course you wouldn't. Now, Rosie how do you deal with jealousy?

Rosie

My jealousy....?

Libby

When you get a really gorgeous guest on, I guess you must feel really bad.

Rosie

I interview the person not the body.

Libby

Yes, of course, of course and you do have the big desk that covers most of you, not all unfortunately, but most..

Rosie

I understood that this was to be about the foundation...

Libby

Oh, sure! Sure, I'm with you. Denial is a pretty big thing--too big for me to deal with.

Rosie

The Foundation wants to develop long-term relationships with donors and grant recipients based on a shared vision that recognizes nonprofit organizations as vital agents in the communities they serve. Grants are awarded to charitable programs without regard to race, nationality, religion or political affiliation.

Libby

Whatever, . If you could interview anybody, living or dead who would it be?

Rosie

Well uh, Jesus Christ, maybe Martin Luther King....

Libby

Isn't that something!! I made a bet with my assistant that it would be Lil Debbie.

Rosie

She isn't a real person.

Libby

I don't think I said it had to be a real person.

Rosie

Well you did say living or dead, so an imaginary person couldn't be living or dead. Anyway I would also like to mention the Million Mom's March taking place on Mother's Day it's taking place in Washington DC, what we're hoping to do is bring about sensible gun legislation we....

Libby

Orville Redenbacker?

At that Rosie just got up and left without a word. It's not the first time someone walked out on this reporter--you don't make a lot of friends when you ask the hard hitting questions but I was really surprised with Rosie. Then the mystery was solved. I took a peek at my watch and discovered it was lunch time. Far be it for me to stand between a big girl and her grub!!!