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ROSIE O'DONNELL
Rosie
I honestly don't know.
Libby
Have you ever eaten an entire pig?
Rosie
No.
Libby
Oh, sorry you must be Jewish then.
Rosie
No, I just would not eat an entire pig.
Libby
Of course you wouldn't. Now, Rosie how do you deal with jealousy?
Rosie
My jealousy....?
Libby
When you get a really gorgeous guest on, I guess you must feel really bad.
Rosie
I interview the person not the body.
Libby
Yes, of course, of course and you do have the big desk that covers most of you, not all unfortunately, but most..
Rosie
I understood that this was to be about the foundation...
Libby
Oh, sure! Sure, I'm with you. Denial is a pretty big thing--too big for me to deal with.
Rosie
The Foundation wants to develop long-term relationships with donors and grant recipients based on a shared vision that recognizes nonprofit organizations as vital agents in the communities they serve. Grants are awarded to charitable programs without regard to race, nationality, religion or political affiliation.
Libby
Whatever, . If you could interview anybody, living or dead who would it be?
Rosie
Well uh, Jesus Christ, maybe Martin Luther King....
Libby
Isn't that something!! I made a bet with my assistant that it would be Lil Debbie.
Rosie
She isn't a real person.
Libby
I don't think I said it had to be a real person.
Rosie
Well you did say living or dead, so an imaginary person couldn't be living or dead. Anyway I would also like to mention the Million Mom's March taking place on Mother's Day it's taking place in Washington DC, what we're hoping to do is bring about sensible gun legislation we....
Libby
Orville Redenbacker?
At that Rosie just got up and left without a word. It's not the first time someone walked out on this reporter--you don't make a lot of friends when you ask the hard hitting questions but I was really surprised with Rosie. Then the mystery was solved. I took a peek at my watch and discovered it was lunch time. Far be it for me to stand between a big girl and her grub!!!
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