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INTERVIEWS... OPRAH WINFREY Libby First of all this is the biggest thrill I ever had. I bow to you, Queen of all Media, never mind that Howard Sternum or whatever. Oprah Thank you. Libby May I kiss you? Oprah I'd prefer if you didn't. Libby Just a peck, nothing French, I just wanted to see if some of your greatness would rub off. Oprah I don't have a lot of time.... Libby I know what you're thinking, but it's not a cold sore it's a beauty mark--see the little hairs sticking out? Oprah Could we just.... Libby I'm a more than a big fan, I'm a disciple-- so I'm not going to mention the weight thing. Oprah I appreciate that. Libby I'm not going to mention all the people you almost killed by promoting Optifast and the wagon of fat you wheeled into the studio which is definitely off the wagon now, and how after exercising 4 hours a day and collaborating on fitness books you're still packing on the pounds. I am not going to mention any of that. I'm not the type of person who measures people by whether they look normal or not. I'm also not going to ask about Steadman and how you've been engaged for about 50 years and that your baby factory is probably closed---I'm not going to ask anything like that because I'm a serious journalist. Oprah ...great. Libby What I want to talk about is Oprah the woman. Oprah--the most powerful woman in the world. The Oprah who is now a magazine publisher. ©2000-2001 www.happywomanmagazine.com Please Note: This is a parody of a magazine, so don't come crying to us if someone accidentally took out your liver or you starved to death on our diet. The interviews are not real and the interviewers are not real. Complete list of articles past and present.
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